Cake Wrecks ([syndicated profile] cakewrecks_feed) wrote2025-08-14 01:00 pm

Logo Low-Blows

Posted by Jen

I know it can be scary asking a bakery to do something custom, like, say, a school or brand's logo.
But DON'T PANIC; I'm here to walk you through it.

First, print out a nice, clear image to bring in as a reference:

 

With something as simple as this Chanel logo, you can be sure there is simply NO WAY...

...that the results won't be hysterical.

 

When ordering a Saints logo...

 

...it helps to have the patience of one.

 

Oh, and when you give the baker your reference image, be sure to mention how closely you want your cake to match; some bakers take it more as a "guideline" than an actual rule.

"Why'd you use the S?!"
"Because I don't know what the F is going on!"

 

Still, the most important thing, my friends... is to be glad you aren't ordering a Texas Longhorns cake.

Because seriously, that thing is the Kobayashi Maru of cake orders:

...you can't win.

(But hey, at least this one's got heart!)

 

Thanks to Amy B., Ashley B., Candace F., Amy B., Allison, & Chris L. for getting that last one off his chest.

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Because some days call for more than coffee:

"Probably Whiskey" Enamel "Coffee" Mug

(The listing really does have "coffee" in quotation marks, ha!)

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I Can Has Cheezburger? ([syndicated profile] icanhascheezburger_feed) wrote2025-08-14 07:00 am

24 Cranky Cats Who’d Happily Yell at Your Boss For You

Posted by Laurent Shinar

Look, we get it. It is late in the week, you have been busting your behind for days now, and it barely feels like you are moving the needle. Your boss has been breathing down your neck to do work that you are too lazy to do yourself and quite frankly you would rather pack it all in and try to find a more fulfilling job come Monday. But with the state of the job market, that might not be the wisest option available to you, as much as it sounds amazing.

So we decided that we would offer you an alternative option that will hopefully satisfy you just as much. Of course we are talking about our cranky cats who would happily yell at your boss for you. The concept is simple. You bring a feisty feline into work and lay it across your desk. When you boss gets within a three-foot radius of your desk, your counter top cat springs into action releasing its most heinous hisses upon your boss, telling them to back off. And there you have it, a simple, safe and sweet solution to your boss' brain pollution.
 

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I Can Has Cheezburger? ([syndicated profile] icanhascheezburger_feed) wrote2025-08-14 06:00 am

'I honestly thought they just hated the fact that I slept': Pawrent's two cats constantly wake him a

Posted by Blake Seidel

Cats have a meowgical ability to tell when their owners are distressed. Ours always know when we've had a bad day and are extra cuddly during those meowments.

When our best friend passed away, they didn't leave our side for weeks. They followed us around the house with extra determination and insisted on doing, quite literally, everything with us. It was the only time they've ever willingly gone into the bathroom with us. They're usually terrified of the shower, but during those weeks they would wait patiently outside of the shower, and would paw at the glass if they felt we were taking too long.

Now, grief is one thing, but being sensitive to an illness is a whole other story! The pawrent in this post was furious with his midnight menace cats. They would wake him up at all hours of the night, multiple times, every night. This led him to discover that he actually has sleep apnea, and they were waking him up because they sensed his breathing had stopped. They were actually saving his life

It's crazy that some animals know how to alert for certain behaviors when some animals go through rigorous training for years in order to do so. These kitties must only really love their hooman! Maybe it's time for us to start having service cats as well? Sounds purrfect to us!

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I Can Has Cheezburger? ([syndicated profile] icanhascheezburger_feed) wrote2025-08-14 04:00 am

Woman trying to take pictures of the moon unexpectedly becomes a cat mom instead: ‘I think I’ll name

Posted by Elna McHilderson

Social media is constantly full of two things: Cute cats and (attempts) at full moon photos/video footage. Here we have come across a woman who experience both! She is doing what all the girlies do, which is go outside at night to try and capture the full moon. Whether it's video or a photo, it never seems to turn out right when taken on your phone. Give a girl a professional camera, and she will have a full on photoshoot with the moon. But in this case, the moon was doing it's thing and making it impossible to capture her beauty. However, another beautify unexpectedly arose for this woman. A kitten was yelling in the dark for help! Usually, wondering alone outside in the dark is scary, but this cat lady was not about to leave a little feline friend unanswered! 

 

Though the kitty cat was spicy at first, it did not spot this woman from saving this tiny moon-colored kitten. Now, the baby is a happy little snuggler living her best life furever!

I Can Has Cheezburger? ([syndicated profile] icanhascheezburger_feed) wrote2025-08-13 07:00 pm

Cat mom and her coworkers rescue adorable kitten on their lunch break, then deem the kitten the new

Posted by Lana DeGaetano

At work, everyone's counting down the seconds until they can take their lunch break and escape the cubicle lifestyle for an hour. Who would've thought that the employees in this story would end up rescuing a kitten climbing from car engine to car engine when they should be eating their second meal of the day? Not me! But they couldn't be happier to welcome a new office kitten into their work environment.

If you work in an animal-friendly office, you know how much a dog or a cat visiting during the workday boosts everyone's mood and morale. It's unfortunate that some folks have allergies to the furry fellas, but in an office that is animal-allergy-free, it's like heaven. I, myself, work in a dog-friendly office, and having a pup climb into my lap during a meeting or begging me for pets while I'm staring off into space is like winning the lottery.

The employees in this next story rescue a kitten, whose name might end up being "Smudge" (because of the engine oil all over her fur—adorable). This kitten will be coming home with the pet parent who posted this story, but Maybe-Smudge might end up being the office mascot! Scroll below to read the entire pawdorable story.

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I Can Has Cheezburger? ([syndicated profile] icanhascheezburger_feed) wrote2025-08-13 03:00 pm

22 Hissterical Memes of Cats Who Refuse Belly Rubs… and Hoomans Who Can’t Stop Trying

Posted by Sarah Brown

Cats and belly rubs are like a game of "Catch Me If You Can." They roll over, exposing their fluffy tummies like it's a welcome mat only to suddenly unleash a surprise attack with claws and teeth the moment you get too comfy. It's their version of a plot twist.

You think you're about to enjoy some quality snuggle time, but nope! That belly is actually a secret danger zone, a furry no-go area marked with invisible "Beware of Attack" signs. One second you're petting a purring cloud, the next you're performing an Olympic dodge to avoid becoming a human scratching post.

And yet, despite the risks, we keep trying. Because let's face it, those big eyes and soft belly are just too tempting. We're all just pawns in their fluffy little game, willing victims of the belly rub bait-and-switch. So go ahead, try your luck. Just don't say you weren't warned when the "love bites" come out of nowhere!

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I Can Has Cheezburger? ([syndicated profile] icanhascheezburger_feed) wrote2025-08-13 02:00 pm

'She hates that he has stolen her spot next to me': Rescue cat howls all night after boyfriend moves

Posted by Sarah Brown

Milena's journey from stray to cherished chatterbox was smooth, until a new contender entered her kingdom. Her hooman's new boyfriend dared to claim the most sacred spot in bed, and Milena was having none of it. What followed was a nightly saga of feline fury: relentless climbing, scratching, and screaming that echoed through the night. This wasn't just jealousy; it was a full-blown vendetta against the usurper of her throne.

To save the boyfriend's sanity, Milena was exiled to the hallway outside the bedroom which she loudly protested with howls that rival the fiercest cat opera. What was meant to restore peace only fueled her fury, turning the quiet nights into an emotional battleground. Despite all the love, toys, and cozy blankets lavished upon her during the day, the night belongs to a kitty with one mission: reclaim her rightful place.

This dramatic love triangle leaves everyone pawing for a solution. Will Milena soften her claws and accept the new hooman's spot? Or will the midnight battles continue until a truce is called? In this kingdom, the bed is the ultimate prize, and Milena isn't ready to surrender her crown just yet.

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I Can Has Cheezburger? ([syndicated profile] icanhascheezburger_feed) wrote2025-08-13 01:00 pm

20+ Kissable Kitty Cats in the Form of Memes For Our Endless Entertainment

Posted by Briana Viser

We all love a good scroll. Despite scholars, scientists, or intellectuals trying to tell you about some deeper meaning of life, or striving towards something that will positively shape our neuroplasticity or knowledge, it's human nature to want to unwind and just enjoy some mindless entertainment. Here at I Can Has Cheezburger, we wholeheartedly support anyone's need for cat memes bereft of intellectual stimulation. Extrapolating on the moon and black holes has its time and place, and it isn't right now! So sit back, relax, take your shoes off, and enjoy the cuteness of cats. 

Cats are beyond adorable, these multifaceted creatures never fail to entertain us. Whether it's your cat doing zoomies from room to room, or a photo of a cat that's shaped more like a potato, or if it's a video online of a cat resembling a vampire more than an earthly mammal, the internet is here to provide entertainment in the palm of your hands. 

I Can Has Cheezburger? ([syndicated profile] icanhascheezburger_feed) wrote2025-08-13 12:00 pm

"She was so tired from the constant nursing she was doing to keep the kitties in good health": A ded

Posted by Laurent Shinar

Cat rescues, dang, like not to come down on the banality of dog rescues, but cat rescues are just a whole other league. Whether it is the way that they have been treated, the places they are found, the drama that it can cause amongst rescuers and owners. All we can say that it is pure madness.

And this story is not much different, although we can be thankful for one thing, which is that the condition of these cuties was not all too bad. But to be dumped as a family of ten underneath a construction dumpster which could easily crush them is some scary stuff. In all reality, it is likely better they had been dumped by someone who was willing to leave them in such a precarious situation, considering that their home life could not have been much better. But still, what a way to being your journey in life. Thankfully, there was a heroic rescuer on hand to save the day, and boy did she.
 

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I Can Has Cheezburger? ([syndicated profile] icanhascheezburger_feed) wrote2025-08-13 11:00 am

"Despite my best efforts to avoid the CDS... it still triumphed in the end": The emotional story of

Posted by Laurent Shinar

Oh, that old Cat Distribution System, it seems that no matter what you do you cannot escape it. Much like a cat stalking their prey. Which makes this story all the more hilarious when you consider that the kind rescuer tried their best to avoid being delivered another cat, but the CDS just bided their time, keeping a close eye on the rescuer, waiting for the purrfect moment to pounce and deliver her two new cattos.

And that is exactly what it did, well without the need to actually pounce, but if it had not come up behind her and proverbially smacked her in the face, then there is a chance she would have tried to run away. Sometimes you simply have to make it obvious that there is no getting out of a situation. Not that this was a particularly bad thing to happen. Most people only get to dream about the CDS delivering them a fur baby.
 

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I Can Has Cheezburger? ([syndicated profile] icanhascheezburger_feed) wrote2025-08-13 10:00 am

Girlfriend forced to rush her kitten to the vet after boyfriend's family causes a cat scare, she rec

Posted by Ayala Sorotsky

First-time cat pawrents are precious. No, really, they're like babies raising babies. They're a bit unsure of what's going on when their cats do one strange thing after another (and let's be honest, cats do plenty of shenanigans on a daily basis). But that's what the online feline family is for - this wholesome worldwide community is what gives a lot of first-time cat pawrents strength.

But what happens when your cat pawrent instincts kick in for the first time, and other people (close people, at that) are dismissive of your pawtective tendencies towards your new feline family member? Now, that's where the online feline family helps raise some serious red flags. 

And that's exactly what the online cat community did here. This young woman writing down below is considering her entire 5-year relationship with her boyfriend, because he was so dismissive of their kitten's health. It's not enough that the girlfriend tells he does absolutely nothing of the daily tasks of raising a kitten, he also sleeps soundly when the kitten needs to be rushed to a vet.

The cat is fine. Our anger levels are not.

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I Can Has Cheezburger? ([syndicated profile] icanhascheezburger_feed) wrote2025-08-13 08:00 am

Animal lover gains trust of feral cat and turns her into a house cat, she then falls in love with he

Posted by Blake Seidel

Love finds a way in the most surprising of places, sometimes. It can come from a meowther cat taking in an orphaned litter of kittens, from finding a stray kitten on the side of the road, or between two unlikely animal friends. But what would life be without its little surprises that keep our days interesting? They fill our kitty-shaped hearts with joy, purrs, and wholesome feline feelings.

Feral cats are not known for being the friendliest cats. They can take a long time to warm up to hoomans and adjust to indoor life. But usually, when they finally relax, they are the biggest cuddle bugs. That's what happened below, after one animal lover spent months befriending a feral cat to turn her into a house cat and join their fuzzy family. The transition was ruff, but then she met her pawrents' 100 lb. rescue dog. We can't say here what he was rescued from, but it was not a pretty situation.

The two scarred souls found comfort in each other, and now they are furrever snuggle buddies. It's the purrfect story to inspire some misty eyes, a sniffle, and hope. You know where to find it!

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Cake Wrecks ([syndicated profile] cakewrecks_feed) wrote2025-08-13 01:00 pm

Something's Afoot

Posted by Jen

Sadly, the Sesame Street Paving Company never found the rest of Elmo:

Thanks to Timberly M., who knows the baker was trying for a carrot. I'd say they nailed it.

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I Can Has Cheezburger? ([syndicated profile] icanhascheezburger_feed) wrote2025-08-13 06:00 am

'Wake me up when the weekend starts': 29 cats napping in preposterous pawsitions that purrfectly def

Posted by Blake Seidel

If you're having trouble staying awake today, you're not alone! Once Wednesday hits, it's like our brains hit a deep-freeze button and all our motor functions start to slow down. It's a struggle to keep our eyes open even after three times our normal amount of Starbucks. We've tried everything, from chewing gum to doing jumping jacks, and nothing can change our midweek mood from sleepy to, well, anything else. 

But if there is one piece of advice we will always remember from our dad, it's this: if you can't beat 'em, join 'em.

And who is better at napping in inconvenient places than cats? These purrfect creatures can fall asleep literally anywhere in almost any shape pawssible. In positions so twisty you can't tell which way is up or down. These cute kitties below are here to tell you that it's okay to close your eyes and sleep under your desk for 11 minutes, surely nobody will notice, right? Or maybe you can curl up in a bathroom stall for four minutes and get some shut-eye while you pretend to use the litter box. They won't stop you, that's for sure.

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I Can Has Cheezburger? ([syndicated profile] icanhascheezburger_feed) wrote2025-08-13 04:00 am

Woman brings stray cat to a vet after witnessing a truck hit him with little hope for survival, 4 da

Posted by Elna McHilderson

When a cat lover witnesses a feline friend in need, they do not hesitate to help. That is why when TikToker @feebegg saw a stray cat get hit by a passing truck, she jumped into action. Though it broke her heart to see this cat this way, she scooped him up and walked to the closest vet clinic. She was crying the entire way and even after she left because she was certain they were going to have to put the sweet guy down. She hugged the boy the whole way there and cried when he left her arms. 

 

Luckily, less than a week later, the vet givers her a call to inform her that he is now doing great. They were able to stabilize him and now he is healing all up! They also tried their hardest to find his owner, but it would appear that he is homeless. So they asked if she would like to adopt him? Oh, feebegg jumped at the opportunity. Now her fur family has another sweet soul and they couldn't be happier! 

I Can Has Cheezburger? ([syndicated profile] icanhascheezburger_feed) wrote2025-08-13 04:00 pm

24 Pawsome Pictures of Cool Cat Trees Fancier Than Your Apartment

Posted by Sarah Brown

Some cats see a cat tree as just a piece of furniture. Others? They see it as their personal penthouse, jungle gym, and throne room all rolled into one. An epic cat tree isn't just a spot to sit. It's a lifestyle. The bottom level is for casual lounging, the mid-tier is for dramatic people-watching, and the very top? That's for ruling the entire household while glaring down at the peasants (aka hoomans).

Cats will sprawl across platforms like they're sunbathing on a yacht, dangle one paw off the edge for maximum drama, or launch themselves between perches like they're training for the Catlympics. And don't even think about moving them once they've claimed a level. Pawssession is ten-tenths of the paw.

Of course, the true joy of an epic cat tree is the way it turns into an all-day hangout spot. Nap? Check. Zoomie launchpad? Check. Sneaky ambush station? Double check. Honestly, we should all be jealous. Cats get to lounge, climb, and nap with a view, and they don't even have to pay rent.

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I Can Has Cheezburger? ([syndicated profile] icanhascheezburger_feed) wrote2025-08-13 09:00 am

45+ Cat Pawsts and Meowing Memes to Fill the Feline Hole in Your Heart

Posted by Ayala Sorotsky

Hello cat pawrents, fellow feline fantaics, and the Crazy Cat Lady in the corner with 15 cats on her lap. How is this week treating you? Yes, we know, we're all stuck at work, doing tasks, answering emails, and making some expert-level avoidance of kitchenette smalltalk. We've all been there, and we know the first thought that comes to all of our minds, like a floofy and meowing hivemind - we just want to get back to our cat back at home. That's it. It's not a lot to ask, right?

Wrong.

The universe has other plans, and for some evil cosmic reason - these plans are not "let's mend all the cat people's feline-shaped holes in their hearts by sending them all home early". Preposterous. But we all can deal with this meowing mighty failure of the universe with the great World Wide Web - and we're talking about comedic cat content, of course. All these crazy cat posts, meowing memes, and fluffy feline funnies - they're all ready at the tip of your fingers, and we can all have a meowing laugh while we wait to get back to our actual cats at home.

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