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Posted by Emma Saven

When someone picks the person with whom they wish to share a home, it is evident that the actual home is never really the only thing that they're sharing. They will wish to share trust, respect, and responsibilities…However, oftentimes, they'll share disappointment and a lack of all of the above instead. This cat-lover would know! His cat, Luna, is his 'baby', and he loves her more than anything. He dreads any moment they have to spend apart, but sometimes life happens, and some commitments are foolishly cat-free. Like, who wouldn't want the most purrr-fect face in the back of all their wedding photos or a purrring that marvelously meshes with the harpist's melodies?? Like what? I guess some people are just different from us, and we're going to have to respect that. 

This kitty-cat's owner had his sister's wedding and would be out of town for four days. He asked his roommate if he wouldn't mind taking care of her while he was away. He answered instantly with a Yeah, Bud, and the rest was history. And by history…we mean utter chaos. He returned home days later, to an uncleaned litter box, not a dent made in the food bag, and a cat that had been clearly insufficiently cared for! He was furious, confronting his roommate, who only responded with a casual, 'Ooopsss'. That was the last straw, and he knew deep down that he cared way more for his pet than his incapable roommate. So he chose…deciding to kick his roommate out as a result. 

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Posted by Sarah Brown

About three weeks ago, this pawrent decided to bring home an injured cat from a farm colony they care for and it's been a heartwarming transition. After his vet appointment and first day in his new home, he adjusted quickly and confidently. He's even started napping in the open and trying out soft spots like blankets and a catnip mat, though he still seems to prefer the floor for now.

A follow-up vet visit brought all good news: his leg is healing nicely, and his tests came back clear, meaning he's healthy enough to meet the rest of the household. He's calm with the big dog, only a little curious about the birds, and wonderfully patient as the youngest cat, Toyo, figures out her feelings about him. She hisses, he just blinks, unbothered.

He's come such a long way in just a few weeks from cautious colony cat to confident housemate. With this new chapter ahead, he deserves a new name to match his fresh start. Whether he stays Cloud or becomes Crow or Boo, he's already home.

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Posted by Sarah Brown

Every Monday, cats remind us of one simple truth: no one really wants to work. The meowtivation is gone, the enthusiasm's on vacation, and that quiet stare into nothingness says it all. It's like every feline understands the pain of returning to reality after two peaceful days of freedom and they're not afraid to show it.

They perfectly capture that universal Monday mood: the deep sigh before you log in, the slow shuffle toward purrductivity, and the tiny rebellion against responsibility. Somehow, seeing that same attitude wrapped up in fur and whiskers feels comforting. It's a reminder that sometimes, just existing is enough. Because surviving Monday isn't about thriving. It's about showing up, staying awake, and trying your best not to hiss at anyone before noon.

Maybe cats really do have it all figured out. Nap through the chaos, answer emails never, and save your energy for snacks. If they ran the workplace, Mondays would come with treats and mandatory nap breaks.

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Posted by Briana Viser

Finally November – now we can start looking forward to Thanksgiving, everyone's favorite food holiday! The immense comfort from family time, a rolling fireplace, and mashed potatoes in unmatched to any other holiday. Thanksgiving really is the eating holiday, and what's better than a turkey leg smothered in gravy? The only thing that matches the coze of Thanksgiving is a scroll of cat memes eating food. 

Cats love Thanksgiving too. What's better than being able to curl up and hide in an empty room of the house while the whole family is downstairs at a long rented dining table? Plus, every cat knows they get all the parts of the turkey that we don't eat. They get to sleep and gorge themselves, just like we do. Thanksgiving is infamous for wearing pants that can open easily to allow more belly room after stuffing oneself. Luckily cats don't have to worry about this aspect of the holiday, their fur stretches just fine. 

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Posted by Laurent Shinar

The holiday season is well on its way and that means that it is time to start dusting off your holiday gear, and to do whatever it is that you like to do to get yourself in the mood to celebrate the most festive time of the year. And seeing as we are feline obsessed here at I Can Has Cheezburger, we figured that the best way to get into the spirit of the holidays is with a collection of cute cattos who are fully engrossed in their yule tide joy, and as such we put together this collection of festive feline photos that are bursting with that Fa La La La La energy that we have come to revere over the holiday period.

So grab your favorite piece of Christmas apparel and settle in for a wholesome and heartwarming visual journey viewing our favorite time of year through the eyes of our cute cat children

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Posted by Laurent Shinar

The Cat Distribution System is usually rather picky about which cats go where. Carefully selecting a home for each and every cat child that comes its way, appreciating that each one is as unique as a snowflake and so deserves their very own pawrents who will take care of them just as they deserve to be. However, in this story, we have a case that comes to sound as though the CDS was simply overwhelmed and had to find a spot to plonk a whole gang of cattos before they all met much worse fates.

And as such begins the tale we have lined up for you today which details how the CDS ended up bestowing upon two lucky hoomans a whole family of cattos who went from living in their yard, to getting pregnant a second time, to living in their very own housing unit, in truly feline luxury

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Posted by Ayala Sorotsky

The Cat Distribution System isn't just a system for cats. Sure, nobody knows exactly how it works, but we definitely know the gist of it - cats need a home, CDS finds the right person to give a home to a cat in need, and… some meowgical hokus pokus happenes so the human and the cat meet each other and… bam, the cat turns from a stray on the streets to a king or a queen in a castle. That's just about sums it up.

But that's not all the CDS is doing. Not that we know of other distributions that it does, but there's absolutely another facet to their work - the humans. Yes, you read that right. The CDS might be the cat distribution system, but in some cases - it's not only a cat who needs a human buddy and a forever home. Sometimes, a person needs a cat as well, even if they didn't know it at all. Some may even think they're not even animal lovers, pet people. And this is exactly what happened to the woman who shared her story with the online feline family.

She struggles with mental health issues, and thought she wasn't fit to adopt a feline friend. But as you're all well aware, the Cat Distribution System works its meowgic in ways we might never understand, but always appreciate. And so it is - a woman who found herself helping a cat in need, who in turn helped her so much more than she had ever expected.

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Posted by Blake Seidel

We love Fall for many reasons - the comfy sweaters, the fact that it's socially acceptable to stay home in the evenings because of the weather, warm fires in our imaginary fireplace, and the flavors. Pumpkin spice everything, rosemary, sage, all those earthy, homey herbs, spices, and cuisine that just feel so comforting. But ever since we upgraded (adopted) a few more cats, we've discovered a new flavor this season that we can't (we have no choice) but to live without. If you are thinking that it's cat hair, you're absolutely right. But that's not a pawsitively pleasant way of saying it, so we're rebranding it as: funny feline flavor.

This holiday season, we suggest using your cat's hair as your new favorite ingredient. It's already everywhere. Why not put it in your food? We're kidding, of course, but with the holidays coming up, we can't help but stop to awwppreciate our little feline family that makes us feel loved no matter what. In case you're missing both your cute cats at home and some funny flavor in your life, the hissterical memes we've gathered below ought to do the trick. They're purrfectly festive, fabulously feline, and 100% as silly as your kitties. They'll help you pass the time and laugh while doing it, and make your holidays pawsitively great. Now go gather that cat hair to put in your Aunt Linda's gravy. We're sure she'll love it.

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Posted by Blake Seidel

Sometimes, the world works in meowsterious ways, and other times, it acts so predictably you're sure you're living in a simulation. There are certain things we have just accepted that we'll never understand - like why peanut butter and pickles are actually a tasty combination of foods, where our cats disappear to when we can't find them, and where the other sock goes after we put it into the laundry. And then, there are things like finding an itty bitty black kitten while trick-or-treating on Halloween. It's like the Cat Distribution System chose the most obvious answer on the test, you know, the one that's so obvious that it seems wrong, even though it's right?

Well, after asking some neighbors about a meowing he heard, he went searching for the source and found this baby void snuggled in between two trash cans. As soon as they said it wasn't their cat, he immediately scooped up the little guy, named him 'Ghost', and adopted him into his fluffy feline family. Who knows if he found Ghost, or Ghost found him, but all that matters now is that they're together.

Remind us to go trick-or-treating in their neighborhood next year - we would love to get a cute kitten instead of candy! See more pictures of Ghost and his story below.

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Posted by Jen

I know they keep pushing back the retirement age, but this is ridiculous:

Worst. Retirement package. Ever.

 

Clearly this "celabrate" you speak of refers to an activity with which I am unfamiliar.

 

Ever notice what a difference an "e" can make?

Ouch.

 

Or the lack of proper spacing?

Woohoo! Uric acid-induced arthritis! Yeah!

 

At first glance I thought this next cake said "gobbles," which you must admit would have been perfect on an edible baby cake.

Of course, if you say it fast enough this actually almost sounds right.

And, poof!
Just like that, I got you all to say the word "Gobbless" under your breath.

BOW BEFORE YOUR PUPPET MASTER!

Bwah-ha-haa-haaa!!!

Ahem.

 

And finally, a reminder of the importance of commas:

"The first 102rd moms were just so-so, but number 103th? BINGO."

 

Thanks to Bethany V., Clare P., Jason T., Angela L., Erin L., & Rachel M., and whoever first put an "rd" superscript over a number two. (Seriously, just try to pronounce "2rd" without giggling. Go on.)

*****

P.S. In case this post wasn't painful enough:

Exceptionally Bad Dad Jokes

There are a lot of "dad joke" books out there, but this one has awesome ratings AND the word "spiffing" on the cover, so it's a clear winner.

*****

And from my other blog, Epbot:

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Posted by Mariel Ruvinsky

Happy meowrning, cat people! Another week has passed, and yep, we are just as tired as we thought we would be. Thank god it's Sunday then, because it means that we actually have some time to do the things that we love. We can choose to get up early and go on a walk with our friends, we can choose to work on our hobbies or try to make a difference, and while these are all good things, we are here to do what we really want to do, and that is to enjoy some hilarious cat memes

And you're in the purrfect place for that, because here, we don't have just any pawmazing cat memes, we have the best cat tweets of the week. Each and every Sunday, we bring you the best that cat twitter has to offer - the most viral, the funniest and the cutest. The things that you want to see on twitter, without all the clutter that normally surrounds them. We wish you all a fantabulous Sunday, everyone, and we will see you back here next week for more! 

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Posted by Briana Viser

Cats are really adaptive animals. They truly do have 9 lives, and their nimble athleticism helps them in any situation they may get themselves into. That being said, there are obvious indicators of a neglected animal. Sometimes when you see a parent who doesn't treat their child well, you may think to yourself, "why did they even have kids?" But what's even more confusing is when you see someone treat their pet poorly. Having a cat comes with a basic level of responsibility, and if the owner isn't prepared to handle the tasks involved, like keeping the cat inside, then they shouldn't get a pet at all. 

Take the story below as a PSA against animal neglect. The protagonist is a woman who has cat owning neighbors. They adopted a few cats, but all of them are 100% fully outdoor cats. It already begs the question of why they adopted the cats in the first place. After seeing their new kitten outside in the rain, she takes her in as her own. 

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Posted by Ayala Sorotsky

Meowing Monday is here again, and we refuse. We refuse emails like cats refuse water glasses on counters. We refuse to-do lists like cats refuse an empty middle in a food bowl. We refuse to start another workweek like cats refuse sudden belly rubs. We refuse the concept of Mondays with the force of a cat's willpower to… well, refuse whatever they don't want to do. Because that's some strong willpower. Every cat pawrent is aware of that. When your cat wants something - or when a cat doesn't want something - there's nothing to stop them.

But how can you harness such strong willpower, like that of a cat? With some working cat memes, of course. You see, working cat memes speak to the soul of every hardworking hooman with a cat waiting at home. And we've already gathered them for you, right here.

So with this strong willpower harnessed, you can definitely take on the week ahead. Because with the mindset of a cat, with some feline determination, there's nothing that can stop you. Not even a coffee cup that was just not enough, not even a bothersome boss who won't give you a break, not even starting this meowing Monday. Rest assured, these hired feline funnies are doing the job of giving you cat confidence.

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Posted by Mariel Ruvinsky

Sometimes, the stories that we read online about people saving animals truly sound like miracles. Right time, right place, happy ending, that kind of story. Like when you read about someone rescuing a kitten that was on the verge of crossing the rainbow bridge and giving it a second chance at life, or someone rescuing a pregnant cat that was abandoned in the woods and desperately needed help, or someone rescuing a kitten that was set to be euthanized for no good reason and completely transforming the cat and the cat's life. 

And when someone tells us that they read a story online six years ago about someone rescuing both an abandoned kitten and also, independently, an abandoned puppy on Halloween and the two animals becoming instant friends… well, we understand why this story goes viral practically every year when we get an update about them. Because something like that happening is a miracle - both animals being happy and healthy and saved by the same person. We hope this story continues to get attention every single year, because it makes us smile every time we see it. 

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Posted by Jesse Kessenheimer

Purrepare to be roped into some feline shenanigans… Again. 

Cat lovers are accustomed to the mysteriousness of their cats. One moment, they're quietly sleeping in the windowsill, basking in the glory of the late morning sun, and the next moment, they've lost their kitty noggin and a scampering from wall to wall, meowing like the cat-pocalypse will come and they'll implode unless given a tin of wet food IMMEDIATELY. 

Kitties always keep us on our toes, mischievously prowling our homes like tiny tigers and curling up on the couch like a caged dragon soul. Floofy, yet often underestimated, cats are far more capable of wreaking havoc than most give them credit for, which is why we at the I Can Has Headquarters are determined to unveil the mayhem and tomfoolery bottled up inside every cat. For awareness of a kitty's mysteries is the first step to understanding how truly special and wonderful our favorite critters can be. 

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