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Posted by Jesse Kessenheimer

Cats fight.

They're little belligerent fighting beasts, actually, if you think about it. I had an outdoor cat growing up—I know, it's controversial, but I was only a child—and that scrappy outdoor kitty was the queen of the block. Pookie was her name, and feline demolition was her game. She would never let rival cats enter our yard; her territory was HER TERRITORY.

As a result, I always believed that cats just simply didn't get along with other cats, which is more or less correct. However, there are some magical instances where kitties can shatter the stereotype. Shedding their battle mittens, and channeling their inner cuddle bug, cats can bond with one another unlike any other animal in the world. And when a car has bonded with another, not only is it adorable, but it's a like meowracle in the making. 

Keep scrolling for the incredible story of two unlikely feline allies who shattered the mold and made kitty history with their incredible friendship, forged on the rooftop of a purrcarious high-rise building.

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Posted by Sarah Brown

Ahoy, meowties! These cattains aren't just sailing the high seas. They're fishing for compliments (and maybe a little tuna on the side). Whether they're posing like fluffy figureheads or keeping a close paw on the bait bucket, these nautical kitties know how to reel in attention and snacks.

Some are seasoned sailors, swatting at fishing lines with the grace of a true predator. Others are just here for the sun, the breeze, and the chance to nap in a warm dinghy. But make no mistake. Every cattain here knows they're the main event. Fish or no fish.

From yacht life to dockside loafing, these boat-bound floofs exude serious cattitude. They've claimed the captain's chair, rejected the catch of the day (twice), and demanded belly rubs at sea. And if the humans happen to catch a fish? Even better. They'll take it raw, thank you very much.

So cast off the lines and cue the dramatic wind. These cattains are ready to make waves, soak up praise, and snack away.

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Posted by Sarah Brown

Cats complaining? Oh, they're absolute experts at that! When it comes to letting you know what's wrong, these furry critics don't hold back one bit. Whether it's the tragedy of an empty food bowl, the shock of a moved sunbeam, or the catastrophe of a closed door, cats have truly mastered the art of vocal purrsistence.

Their complaints come with dramatic tail flicks, exaggerated meows, and eye rolls that could rival any Broadway diva's performance. Try ignoring them, and you'll just get the purrformance turned up to eleven! From "This toy is a total catch and miss" to "How dare you mess with my purrfect nap spot!" these kitties have plenty to say. And they say it loud and clear.

They'll even bring out the big guns: a well-timed stare, a slow blink full of judgment, or a theatrical flop onto your keyboard just to make sure you notice. At the end of the day, we just have to grin and bear it because their adorably demanding ways are all part of their clawsome charm. After all, who else complains with such pawsitive flair?

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Posted by Sarah Brown

This tale is a textbook case of feline friction brewing next door! Sam, the neighbors' senior cat with special needs, started slipping through the cat door into the quieter, dog-free home next door. At first, the neighbors were completely fine with it, even sending over his prescription food and medication to care for him while he visited. But tensions rose when Sam began spending more and more time there, sleeping overnight and soaking up the extra love and calm away from his noisy household.

Eventually, the neighbors clawed back their support, pulling his food and meds to try and lure him back home. This left Sam's new caretakers in a tough spot trying to juggle their own cats' meals while keeping Sam from sneaking extra bites, all amid a chorus of midnight meows and feline food drama. What started as a peaceful setup has turned into a full-on neighborhood cat feud. And Sam is caught right in the middle.  

The host is now purrplexed and unsure what to do, as Sam simply won't stop coming over. This drama shows just how complicated cat custody can become when a furry friend finds comfort beyond their original home. Sometimes, the grass (and kibble) is greener next door!

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Posted by Laurent Shinar

Welcome to the middle of the week hooman, you have done it! And much like the couch potato who wanted to run a marathon, got half way and realized that they bit off more than they could chew, you are probably feeling the weight of your tiredness baring down on your brain like a ten ton brick. Which is no way to function and be in the world. So we wanted to help lighten your load a bit with the lightest stepping creature on the planet, the humble house cat.

Which we have captured in this list of mood boosting feline funnies that are sure to turn your day around like a cat turns around when they hear the rustling of a food bag behind them. And if you need even more feline goodness to get you back on track, check out this list of uplifting cattos.
 

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Posted by Laurent Shinar

Howdy pardners, we hope ya'll haven't been having too much of a tough time getting y'all horses to the watering hole, also known as your job. But let's face it, you likely have, because the work week, much to our chagrin, has not been set up for our enjoyment, almost the exact opposite of that. But thankfully we are not without feline flavored support when it comes to getting through the tough times and today is no different.

Well, it is a little different as we have hopped back in time and across a few different realities to bring you this collection midweek memes from the cowboy cat kingdom to boost your mood. These tiny cowboys roam the wild west of their reality, not in search of gold or mineral riches, but in search of weary hoomans who need a little fluffy pick me up to carry them through the rest of their day.
 

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Posted by Ayala Sorotsky

It's a truth universally acknowledged (by cat pawrents everywhere) that the relationship between cats and food is… complicated. Intensely passionate, occasionally dramatic, and always hilarious. These floofy food enthusiasts don't just like food - they act like they invented it. No matter how full their bowl is, if they hear the sound of a snack bag rustling from three rooms away, they'll come sprinting like a tiny but determined lion on the hunt.

And let's be honest - if you dare eat anything in their presence without offering tribute, you need to prepare for the judgmental stare, the dramatic paw tap, or worse: the full-body lunge onto your plate. Because in their eyes, if you're eating it, it must belong to them.

Naturally, the internet - blessedly ruled by cats - has captured this culinary chaos in meme form. Feline food memes have become a genre of their own. Because when a cat wants a bite of your pizza, your burrito, or your dignity, it's going to be both infuriating and funny. So here's to the feisty foodie felines. The food thieves. The mealtime dramatists. And the memes that celebrate this eternal cat-meets-snack saga.

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Posted by Blake Seidel

Happy Wednesday, feline fam. We haven't gone a really big guys with itty bitty kitties post in a while, so we thought it was appropriate to bring it back with this extra-wholesome edition below. There's just something so heartwarming about these gentle giants becoming completely smitten with tiny kittens, not because it's impawssible, but because all we can do is imagine them going from fixing a truck and talking about carborators one second to making baby noises to their cats in the next.

It's also so sweet because you imagine big dudes stereotypically being dog lovers. Guys like to "play rough", and cats don't tolerate playing rough - that's a dog quality. So when this dog-loving giant adopted two kittens at the request of one his friends, he was hesitant at first. But, from the first day he picked them, he immediately fell in love. He even went on to say he "can't imagine life without them", and honestly, same. Scroll down to read his full story below!

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Posted by Blake Seidel

Anyone knows that cats and mugs filled with liquid are mortal enemies. No two can exist in the same space at the same time.

That's why we avoid any potential kitty chaos by never leaving out any containers of liquid (unless it's the glass of water she drinks from, because why should she drink from her bowl of fresh water when "our" glass of water is purrfectly within reach?). Never underestimate the amount of damage a cat can do with any household item. You only need to learn that lesson once!

If you don't, you end up in a situation like the one below, where a cheap ex-roommate is demanding to take $700 off her debt of unpaid rent and bills because her cat knocked over her housemate's cup of juice onto her laptop, which ruined it. Firstly, it's her cat, so shouldn't it be her problem? Apparently not. If we've learned one thing from this, it's never to underestimate a cat's pension for causing problems and how cheap people can be. Scroll down to read the full story below!

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Posted by Mariel Ruvinsky

As roommates, there are certain responsibilities that you have. We think that all decent people who have been or have had roommates in the past know this. And if there is a cat in the household, the number of these responsibilities grows. But things still have to be done, and they have to be done respectfully. You cannot lock your roommate's cat in room room nightly without their permission. You cannot adopt a cat just to post pics of it on social media then expect your roommates to take care of it. You cannot ask your demand your roommate clean up after your cat just because you don't feel like doing it. 

Basic things. You think people would have the common sense to do them. But apparently not. Cleaning your cat's litterbox every once in a while is one of those responsibilities that you have - both as a roommate and as a cat owner. You can't expect your roommate to do it and then throw a fit when they complain.

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Posted by Mariel Ruvinsky

In this chaotic time that we live in, when the internet is oversaturated with drama and news and other things that we don't want to see, there are not a lot of things our there that can make us… just smile. Pure smiles and nothing else. That is what we want. And we don't think that is too much to ask for. It's a lucky thing then, that one of the best ways to make us smile is quite easy. Really. All we need are some funny cat memes to start our morning with, and we're good to go. 

Hissterical cat memes like the ones we have for you today, ones that we have collected from the most cat-obsessed corners of the internet, are simply food for the soul. We don't think that there is a single cat person out there who could hold themselves back from smiling at these silly cat memes. And we know for a fact that you guys are not going to prove us wrong. Enjoy, friends, and have a purrfect day! 

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Posted by Jen

"Deb, everyone keeps laughing at our new spiral donuts. Any idea why?"

"Really? Still? Drat. I even added a sign - I thought that would help."

"Yeah, about that....I'm not sure we should be telling customers to not get their "panties" in a twist. Could you change that?"

"Oh, sure."

"And make sure the new sign mentions we can heat the donuts up, too."

"You got it!"

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Attention, customers: THEY'RE JUST DONUTS. 

Don't get your p***s in a twist. 

 P.S. Available Hot...


or Cold!

 

 Thanks for the dough nuts, Sophie F.!

*****

Good news, there's a Volume 2!

Exceptionally Bad Dad Jokes, Vol II

This one has the word "spiffing" in the title AND comes with a lovely green-and-gold cover, so folks will recognize your sophisticated taste while begging you to stop telling these terrible, TERRIBLE jokes.

*****
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Posted by Lana DeGaetano

Cat meowthers know that our feline fur babies reek of independence; that is, until they realize they don't have opposable thumbs and can't open their gigantic bag of dry food (or use a can opener to pry open some Fancy Feast).

The common myth is that cats can go days without their hooman taking care of them. This could be further from the truth in my experience, especially if you've nurtured an indoor cat from kittenhood. They need their litter boxes cleaned, their water topped up and replaced (if you don't use a fountain with a filter), and of course, attention! Though cats like to play hard to get, they actually want someone to at least be in the room so they can ignore you. I know this ritual well…

In this next story, a cat mom (if you can even call her that) abandons her Persian cat, Luna, to go on a multiple-month trip to Thailand. Her roommate was left to care for the cat, and after over a month, she took Luna on as a legal pet. When the absent cat mom returned from her trip, she expected everything to be fine. That's not how it works in these parts. Scroll below to read the entire story.

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Posted by Ayala Sorotsky

Being a cat lover can mean a lot of things. For some, it's spoiling one or two floofy companions with treats and toys. For others, it's having a whole litter of kitties running between your feet - and earning the title of "Crazy Cat Lady" with pride. But for every cat pawrent, no matter how many meows fill the room, one thing should always come first: the well-being of the cats themselves.

That's why this story from a loving grandchild hit so close to home. Their grandma started out with good intentions - feeding strays, giving them shelter - but things have spiraled out of control. Now, more than 30 sick outdoor cats and several indoor ones are living in cramped conditions, with new litters constantly arriving. The grandchild is doing their best, taking their own cats with them to a new place, but their heart is breaking watching the other cats on their grandmother's property.

Many of us in the online feline family know how easy it is for care to turn into overwhelm, especially when you have a soft spot for every stray paw that wanders by. But loving cats also means making hard choices - like asking for help, finding shelters, or setting up TNR (trap-neuter-return) programs. If you've been through something similar, have resources to share, or just want to offer words of kindness, let's come together to help both this family and their overwhelmed cat colony find a healthier path.

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Posted by Blake Seidel

Howdy, feline fam. We just want to check something with you - does your calendar say it's only Wednesday, too? Ours does, and we're pawsitive that it must be wrong. It feels like at least Thursday, if not Furiday. So there's no way it can be Wednesday, right? Okay, good, as long as we both agree that it's definitely after Wednesday, then we're fine. 

We'd like to tell you that the timelessly silly feline funnies we collected below are purrfect for getting you ready for Caturday, but that wouldn't be the truth. They're not even ready to pump you up for Furiday. They might get you out of that midweek slump you're currently sitting in, though. These cat memes may be pawerful, but they are not all-pawerful (unfortunately). They cannot meowgically make it Furiday, but they can make you smile, no matter what day it is. Even if it is only Wednesday.

Let's giggle for a few minutes together and try to get through the middle of the week with some pawsitivity, okay?

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Posted by Bar Mor Hazut

Every hooman has a list of things that never fail to make them happy. Activities, friends, or hobbies that always put a smile on their face. We usually turn to those things when we need a boost of happiness to our system, something that will lift our spirits when we are feeling down.

If you ask us, our first instinct when we are feeling sad is to turn to our pawdorable life-long furriends, our trusty companions and mentors, or in other words, our pets. Whether it is a friendly doggo, a purring kitten, or a talkative parrot, animals always manage to make our spirits soar. We know that spending time with them can only turn things for the better and help us find something to smile about, even when things are hard.

However, sometimes we find ourselves in dire need of a mood boost, yet we are nowhere near our furrever pets. That is when we turn for the other sources, like the cat meme collection down below.

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