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We come across a whole load of lost cat stories and to say they are harrowing is an understatement. Feline pawrents spend anywhere from days to months, to even years frantically searching for their wandering cat child to no avail. It is heart-wrenching to read about, and in the times when they get lucky and find their fur baby, the elation is palpable. But today's story takes a little bit of a different tack. For you see the woman who lost her cat turned out to be a fair bit smarter than the rest of us as she employed the services of a professional pet detective agency (yes, just like in Ace Ventura).

They advised her and gave her a plan of action for how to find and bring home her sweet lost catto. And it worked! So she felt that it was only right that she share this critical information with the cat community. So take notes and pay attention, because the next time your fluffy feline demon slips out of the house, you will likely be very happy you had this information to hand.
 

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You know that burst of energy you get in the morning when you have your first sip of coffee, or when you see your favorite coworker's face as you enter the office…Well, that's how I imagine cats feel when they get the zoomies…the only contradicting issue: Their energy bursts always seem to occur at 3 a.m. when the rest of the world is trying to sleep…

As much as we pretend it annoys us, there is something truly interesting about witnessing the zoomies in action…The glaze that overtakes our cats' eyes, making them seem like they could be living on another planet, they so are removed! You're just lying on the couch, eating your midnight snack, and then BOOM…all of a sudden it happens, and you just can't look away (which generally leads to neck pain at the rate they run around). And then after running around in circles chasing nothing in particular, the dust settles, and they act like nothing even happened. Almost seeming to be judging us for the weird expression on our faces as the eye contact finally locks in…

There's nothing quite like starting your morning with a warm mug of meows…I mean coffee. The ol' cup of joe, a warm brew, a java, the name doesn't change how crucial it is, necessary, and how much coffee is loved by people around the world. While pondering whether your new coworker is kidding when she makes dark jokes, you sip on your fresh brew with enthusiasm and efficiency. And what do you hear in the periphery of your internal thoughts? Your cute kitty cat meowing at you for breakfast. 

Coffee in one hand and a furry little cat purring by your side. For pet owners, cats have a way of turning groggy mornings into a smile on your face—whether it's through a silly stretch, a dramatic meow for breakfast, or simply curling up on your lap. Pair that with the morning joe, and suddenly the day feels a little brighter. Let these cat memes capture your attention better than caffeine. 

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Welcome, welcome, cat parents! Has the recent weather put a damper on your feline festivities? Fear no more—we have a ray of sunshine in the form of funny feline posts to brighten up your mid-week mood blues!

Everyone loves a rainy day, especially feline moms and dads who would much rather sit inside with their cattos and a good book instead of sprawling out on the lawn in the sunshine or going out on the town. Are all cat parents habitually introverted? Maybe, maybe not. But, living amongst a feline homebody such as the cattos we raised from birth surely doesn't help our laziness! As long as our kitties are fed and their litter is scooped, I'm a couch potato until further notice, especially in this rainy weather! Join me in this lazy lack-of-journey—I'm waiting…

Whether or not you prefer the rain or the sunshine, we learned fairly young that there is always sunshine after the rain, and when this happens, a rainbow appears! Let these cat funnies be your sunshine for the day. You won't regret it—and while you're scrolling, don't forget to smile!

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Some days, cats are just one whisker away from a full-blown hissy fit. Drop their food bowl a second late? Tail-flick tantrum. Move them from their chair (aka, the one you thought was yours)? Prepare for the glare of doom. Even a minor meowstake like shutting the bathroom door without consent can spark instant feline fury.

Cats excel at turning the tiniest inconvenience into full-scale drama. The vacuum turns on? Crime against catkind. The treat bag crinkles but isn't for them? Betrayal. You pet them three strokes too long? Catastrophe. Every hiccup earns offended meows, dramatic flops, and tail swishes that scream, "How dare you, hooman?"

Honestly, we can't even judge. We've all had moments where one tiny annoyance, the Wi-Fi glitching, the barista misspelling our name, someone chewing too loud, makes us want to claw our way out of society. Cats just embody that energy daily. Maybe that's why we love them: they hiss, pout, dramatize life's smallest setbacks… and still expect a treat after.

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Okay, so it's not quite the end of summer yet, but for introverted, goth veering, Halloween loving people like myself, I'm constantly thinking (and wishing) about colder seasons and what they offer. Summer is fun and all, beaches, vacations, and a general pip in everyone's step. But winter for me is the end all be all - the coziness, comfort, rain, and movie nights it offers I wouldn't trade for a day at the beach. 

Let's face it, cats are just as capricious as humans about this. Some cats love to sun bath first thing in the morning, basking under a window sill for hours. And some cats love to curl up on a cold winter night while you're snuggled up on the couch watching a horror movie. The items below will take you on a journey from summer cats to winter. You can decide for yourself which cats you prefer, or which season. No one can deny their absolute cuteness though. Scroll below to celebrate the changing seasons, and of course, cats.

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The middle of the week is here, which probably means that you are racked with fear, and we cannot blame you. There are devastating deadlines looming over your head, and the sound of your slack going off has begun triggering mini breakdowns.

It is not an easy spot to be in. so we wanted to do what we could to help manage and mitigate some of that madness with a little help from our feline friends, they are after all the solution to everything! And so we went forth and made this list of midweek blues banishing feline funnies for all of you over worked hoomans who need a mental break. So kick back, heck, even kick something off the table for cat's sake and relax for a moment or two. And if you find yourself able to continue the relaxation, then turn your attention to these calming cattos.
 

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As cat owners, we know the real truth about our fuzzy felines. To our friends and family, they are cute, graceful, angelic creatures that paw at them for snackies, snuggle up on their laps for ear scratches, and sleep peacefully in their cat trees. But if only they saw the real purrsonalities of our cats - the one that comes out around bath time, the one that comes out when they smell something they don't like, or the one that comes out when they get the zoomies randomly. And these are just the ones we can think of off the tops of our heads!

No, we as servants to our feline overlords know that our cats are actually some of the derpiest creatures on the planet, and they are far from being the pinnacle of grace that they claim to be. They are immaculate impawsters, but you know what? That's what makes us love them even more. We get to see all their funny faces and sides of their purrsonalities. We get to giggle at their annoyed faces when we wake them up too early, we watch them try new foods and see their reactions while expurriencing something for the first time, and we also get to see them at their most chaotic and hissterical meowments. That's why we're sure you'll relate to the pictures below, because you know how much of a blessing it is to be a cat owner - for all the good times, and the silly ones!

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